The Hollow Awards

[Ide Amaya]

Subject: [D2, EM] Oni Aftermath

That he imagined such 'disposal' to involve an urn full of the stuff launched over the Wall by catapult was a little silly to voice, however.

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

[Yasuki Tomonaga]

The D3 dinner party has a crasher!

The hunter crouched amid the shadows of the tent, her bottom in the air as her tail flicked anxiously from side to side. She waited, quietly, watching as the humans wandered about the tent, oblivious to the danger she represented.

They thought themselves the rulers of this land.

This day would see them pay for their hubris.

As the Badger samurai passed her by, she saw her moment to strike. Muscles tensed as she pounced forward, front legs extended as her claws sliced out from their fleshy sheathes...




Suddenly, a cat leaps up onto the dinner table, her feet trampling across three different types of sauce. A flick of her paw sends a bowl of soup spilling across an assortment of fish dishes, providing a distraction as she leaps forward, plowing into the stacked bottles of sake and sending them crashing to the floor.

Eyes wide with enjoyment, Kon the cat skitters around, her rump wiggling as she pounces right into the heart of the dinner table. She twists as she jumps, landing on her side and transitioning into a roll that takes her from the midway point of the table to the far end, leaving cat hair in her wake and a great deal of smushed food in her fur.

[Moto Khulun]

The Idea of a courtly Doji being led into court on a giant horse is a good image:

Subject: Teach a Crane (D3, Early Evening)

Fukawa nodded with a tight grip on the saddle. She wasn't sure how she was going to get back down, but she didn't want it to be by falling. Maybe she'd just live up here from now on, and be led in to court.

"Hai, Shinjo-san." she said.

[Usagi Tomoe]

Khulun and Nintoku have the best flirting this game

[Shiba Kaizen]

Khulun and Nintoku have the best flirting this game

I want to shout at them "Get a yurt already you two!"

[Yasuki Tomonaga]

Khulun and Nintoku have the best flirting this game

I want to shout at them "Get a yurt already you two!"

You're not the only one.

Also:

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He held up the reins. "Take this. Most of the effort will be done with your legs and feet, but you can pull back quickly on this if you want him to stop." Once she has the reins, he continues, "a small tap with your feet will get him to start walking forward. Tap with both feet, or he might get confused and start trying to turn on you."

He moved his eyes to Setem, whispering calmly. "Be good, boy. Help your buddy out, here."

I found Akil asking his horse to wingman for him to be really endearing.

[Matsu Nintoku]

"Tell us a tale about how you taught Kyra to be samurai, Shimizu-san," Baatar urged, seemingly heedless of the tension that had arisen. "I've utterly failed to teach my horse how to be samurai, and would like to benefit from your example." The young rider grinned impishly.

This is the most hilarious post in the story of hilariousness.

[Seppun Hideo]

Subject: Party for 2 (D3 EE closed - Hideos Yurt)

"How does one protect against the words of honeyed lies?

Bees?

[Ide Amaya]

Bees make the honey, silly.

Clearly what I need is a bee-keeping suit.

[Soshi Taira]

This is cute.

Udo picks up 5 white stones. "But some of the food was poisoned! ...by a ninja."

Though the dragon forgot ninja aren't real.

[Yasuki Tomonaga]

This is cute.

Udo picks up 5 white stones. "But some of the food was poisoned! ...by a ninja."

Though the dragon forgot ninja aren't real.

And it keeps going from there! Next, there's elephants!

Terrific!

[Usagi Tomoe]

Subject: [Day 3 Early Morning] Once more at it

The Matsu stepped towards the two woman visibly pleased for their performance "Good job. You've really demonstrated the potential that lays inside of you both."

He turned first to his cousin "Matsu-san as expected of someone of our family your strength and martial abilities are on point." he congratulated her "It comes to no one's surprise that you managed to defeat Usagi-san."

He then turned to the Usagi "Usagi-san you surprised me." his tone conveyed that it had been a good surprise "You showed a fearlessness and bravery that I simply did not know you had inside of you. With a bit of practice you will be a great fighter and even if you wield no weapon you will at least manage to defend yourself."

"Tell me Usagi-san do you remember yesterday?" he questioned her "When I defeated the Mantis?"

A... a Lion samurai, a Matsu, just complimented this squishy little courtier?!

*swoons*

[Otaku Kitakuhime]

Subject: Under Lord Moon's Gaze (D2, LE, Expecting)

Ask the shugenja to find a solution... then tell them they can't consult the local experts who might actually know something about it. Just another day in the life of a Unicorn priest. But Saksaha only nods her head and says, "I hear your words."

[Ide Amaya]

Go big, or find a yurt to shelter in, eh?

You, sir, win an internet.

[Shinjo Hanashi]

Go big, or find a yurt to shelter in, eh?

You, sir, win an internet.