Yurio woke up and was handed a puppy. Apparently it was dangerous to go without one today. In his usual inspired manner he knew a name for the puppy instantly.
"I shall name you, . . . . . . . . . Inu!"
Neko was less than impressed, but showing true Lion pride turned he back on the puppy and cleaned his rear end at it.
Inu looked back, a look devoid of any brains.
"Bark, Bark, Yip, Yap, Yip!!!!!"
Yurio was unperturbed by Inu's lack of brains and proceeded to train the puppy well, . . . real well. Inu was put through his paces in as many athletic tasks as Kitteh could put before him. The tail wagging never ended. Inu loved this!! A day of running, stick fetching and being taught to walk on his hind legs. The Moto never did this for him. He liked Kitteh immensely and showed it by licking the Matsu whenever he could.
Meanwhile, Neko bided his time. No fleabrained idiot puppeh was taking his human away from him.
As evening fell it was Inu's time to STAR!!!
At Kitteh's command, Inu dashed forward to the poles and immediately started weaving between them. He got a bit cross eyed near the end though and head butted the last three. An inauspicious start.
The crowd cheered though and Inu knew that cheering humans had FOOD! He diverted towards them but as Kitteh was still shouting at him he stopped and stared at Kitteh . . . oh yes, the obstacles! Maybe there was food at the end of that as well.
The bar! He'd tried this earlier. Kitteh had shown him how to jump! Inu soared through the air! Inu could fly! Inu smacked head first into the bar and fell over in a heap. The bar bounced off his head and to the ground. Behind him Kitteh was jumping up and down and looking quite upset. He must dislike the bar as much as Inu did.
Still, Inu must continue. Inu got up and ran for the narrow bridge. He hurtled across it!!!! and straight off it. For such a small puppy he made a most impressive splash of mud. The he rolled in the mud. He loved mud!!! Then he bounced out, barked at Kitteh and went and rolled in the mud again. Kitteh was shouting . . . it must be encouragement!!! so Inu rolled around until he was all the same colour as the mud.
Thoroughly impressed with himself . . . and his mud . . . Inu dived into the sheepskins. Ball? What ball? Inu was making sheepskins muddy!!! Look at all the muddy pawprints!!! This was a great game! He rolled on the sheepskins until the shouting Kitteh finally managed to get his attention.
It was time for the grand finale!! The dance, Kitteh had taught him!! Except he'd forgotten it. He pranced around for a bit, yipping and yapping, mud flying off his long floppy ears, and then a grey furry bolt from the blue slapped him to the ground, hissed at him, clawed his nose and jumped into Kitteh's arms. Neko 1 Inu 0.
Yurio could not believe what he had just witnessed and merely petted Neko as he walked away and the Moto took the absolutely brainless Inu back to the pound.
Morale of the story: While KITTEH CAN DO ANYTHING, INU CAN DO NOTHING, and NEKO IS SUPREME.
/ooc
Training Montage
EM - Kitteh Can Train! VP for +1k1, TN 15 = 22, +1 Strength
LM - Kitteh Can Train Well! VP for +1k1, TN 15 = 48, +1 Reflexes
EA - Kitteh Can Train Really Well! TN 15 = 10, DOH!
LA - Kitteh Can Train Anything! TN 15 = 19, +1 Athletics, +1 Perform
Inu
Earth 1
Air 1
- Reflexes 2
Fire 1
Water 1
- Strength 2
Skills: Athletics 1, Perform 1.
Weave Poles: Def/Agi, TN 8 = 7, 0 Obstacle Points
Cheering Crowd: Eti/Awa, TN 8 = 5, 0 Obstacle Points
Jump Bar: Ath/Str, 2 CR, TN 18 = 11, -2 Obstacle Points
Narrow Bridge: Ath/Ref, 2 CR, TN 18 = 3, -2 Obstacle Points . . . . wtf Orokos???
Find the Ball: Hun/Per, TN 8 = 3, 0 Obstacle Points
Freestyle: Per/Int, 4 CR, TN 28 = 2, -4 Obstacle Points . . . . OMFG.
-8 Obstacle Points.