“Well I am all those things and more, Sayyeda, so much more! Silvia is worth ten men, sometimes only five men when sick, but when well definitely ten! Silvia spent four days racing the sun, the Sun won but only after blinding me,” he claims.
“I once tried to swim to the other end of the blue seas, but alas, the waves grew jealous and begged me to stop. I returned to land for a jealous sea is no place for mere man. A viper bit my toe once, the big one, and I thumped it on the hood and told it to go elsewhere and we were good friends for two years and a day!”
“Yet for all my adventures I have yet to see a creature as beautiful as thee, Sayyeda,” he says.